Alright, here is today's doozie. Not to mention, this office smells like a fucking nursing home because Dee is rubbing Icy Hot all over his right arm like it's body lotion... but I digress:
Flo: Did you know America dropped the bomb and saved China?
Dee: Yeah.
Flo: You know that?
Dee: Yes. You know japanese is much more advanced than China?
Flo: Of course.
Dee: Even more than America. They invented the airplane long before America. That's why America drop the bomb.
Flo: Because of the airplane?
Dee: Yes.
Flo: Oh.
That's right. Not only do they give expert sales advice, I even got a history lesson today... with these two imbeciles around, who the hell needs college??
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