Friday, January 9, 2009
"B*tch, gimme ma' kidney!"
Alright, every once in a while some absolutely fucking ridiculous news story breaks out of Long Island that just makes me proud, proud, proud to have been raised in such a fine place. Take, for example, one Richard Batista from Massapequa. This poor son of a bitch donated a kidney to his soon-to-be ex-wife back in 2001 and is currently insisting she either give it back to him, or at the very least pay him $1.5 million. Wow. Now, I've dealt with some nasty breakups in the past and gone back for ooooh a portable dvd player, a Calvin Klein shirt that clearly fit me better, the good porn, you know - all reasonable shit. It turns out that Batista's, quite unattractive, philandering wife happened to be banging her physical therapist, but in all reality, what the hell is he going to do? Pay tens of thousands of dollars in medical bills to hack himself up and put the fucking thing back in? I'm thinking it's something in the water out there... Have you seen the Long Island Sound? It ain't pretty. This is warning to all my friends and family back in L.I. Do yourselves a favor - switch to Poland Spring.
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Magdalene knows Dr. Batista; She works with him. Apparently, his lawyer suggested this move. It's more of a bargaining chip he is using since this has been an ongoing, nasty divorce. From what I understand, Batista's now ex-wife has been trying to take him for a great deal of money and, most likely, trying screw him on visitation rights.
The way I see it, his kidney was a donation. If one were to donate funds to an organization and then find out the funds were not being used for their understood purpose, the person has the right to ask for the return of said funds. In this case, Batista donated the kidney, risking his own life, with the understanding that the kidney would be used to be with him. When his wife used the kidney to commit adultery, Batista decided to use his right to demand a refund of his donation. A brilliant tactical move!
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